Now you can experience the benefits of being a full-fledged karate master without having to take a single lesson. Scare away the bully down the hall, impress your attractive neighbor and feel the real ultimate power fill you as you easily snap this wooden plate in two with your bare hands. A thin wooden chip makes a satisfying cracking sound as the pre-broken plate splits beneath your fists of fury. No one will suspect that you never really spent years of your life studying atop a mountain in the east under the tutelage of a blind hermit, honing your skills to perfection.
